So 20 minutes after I left the bar last night, a bunch of black dudes walked in with guns, tied everyone up, lined them up on their knees execution style and robbed the place.
I got lucky.

Nice, smart, charming ladies do exist.

But of course you have to move right up the street from me.

All girls are fucking orcs.

I need a new cab. Like now.


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So I got a car 2 days ago.
It's a V8 so give me money for gas.
Haha

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My new girlfriend.


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I got her last night. 2 months and a week old. No name yet.


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I hate all of you.


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She still pwns harder than your dog.


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