Google "[your first name] needs ( Read more... )

Happy Banned Books Week, everyone ( Read more... )

"I feel like Im on a ship of solitude and cock." - R-Dawg

Hand to god, if i get woken up by a police officer for a third time in as many days, Im going on a fucking rampage - burned cars, stolen televisions, leveled buildings... the works plus a little, just so you know that its from the heart ( Read more... )

its 8:30 in the morning and im not supposed to be awake for another 2 hours. but some jackass kid tried to put a brick through my car window. tried, and failed. after the second or third throw, my neighbor yelled at him and called the police ( Read more... )

Today my doorbell rang, and I ignored it. Then someone knocked on my door, so I answered it. It was a middle-aged guy holding bibles. He said "Hi, Im Pastor Blahblah" and extended his hand to shake. I said, "No thanks" and shut the door on him ( Read more... )

Why I havent posted in a long time:
My computer died. Right after I finished my qualifying paper and right before I saved it to the mail server. But now its fixed.

I was browsing the cia world factbook last night and came across the Johnston Atoll. Its an unincorporated territory of the US in the north pacific, and we used to mine bat shit there, if you were wondering ( Read more... )

Does anyone know what key a bass clarinet is in? Sam, Im looking in your direction ( Read more... )

Sometime in the next 24 hours or so, Im going to have to say this:

"I'm sorry I made out with your sister."

Theres a little bit of drama up in herr, up in herr.