I'm talking to Sarah and Kat. Amy is all, "I'm to cool and am at the liquor store" and I'm like, "Shut up, bitch! You's a ho!" and then she said "Oh fuck, you done did it now!" and then we beat eachother up all kung-fu like we were X-Men (and X-Women) an' shit. Fortunately, after Amy stabbed me through the throat with a Pringles can, my Uncle ( Read more... )

I suppose that I should write more things in here. I grow lazy during the summer months ( Read more... )

Oh no! Not electrons!

I'm kind of concerned. A lot of these make me go "Huh? There is an alternative to this?" Should I seek mental health insurance quickly?

You Know You're From Massachusetts When...

The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow ( Read more... )

Been working et cetera. Nothing particularly exciting. Laura's coming on Friday, which is sweet. Will fall over soon. Very tired. Covered in paint and cement. Came home to visit Shane, 'cause he asked: he has his friends over already. I had asked if I should bother coming, or if there were people that were going to be there. Damnit.

I wish that I was surprised by this.

Yeah, well, Anne's a bitch!

This is my first (and quite possibly my last) road update. I'm in Baltimore, as the subject line would suggest. Tragically, it took me two days to get here. Josh's car broke down in New Jersey. Hackensack New Jersey. If any of you remember me telling a story about our exhaust wrapping around our axle and popping our tire two years ago on the ( Read more... )