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I like how I am really super sexy, but am no good at sex.

So, like I've mentioned, I have a real job now that actually requires me to put forth effort. Which isn't half as bad as I thought it would be. Not actually bad at all. I worked fifty one and a half hours this week. Take that, everyone who's ever called me lazy! I wish I could say that I had actually done this just to spite you, but, ( Read more... )

Just read it.

http://www.goats.com/archive/040402.html

www.freewebs.com/barcelonatothemax

The people who aren't me or Laura are John and Caoilealkjda;oiug. That last name was not spelled correctly: Laura will correct it.

I am tired, dirty, and cranky. So there. Screw you guys. Except for those of you who want to be screwed. Your punishment will be not being screwed. So there.

Peace, bitches.

This time the beginning is of serious work. I am dirty and smelly. And not the dirty I usually am. Well, sorry. The dirty I usually am in the "Corey, you have dirt on you" is still accurate, only it is taken to an extreme. I spent most of the day digging. First with a shovel and a pick, and then with a bacco (sp?) some, and then back to with ( Read more... )

By which I mean "See ya shortly, America." I'm off to Ireland, folks. So if you don't get responses from various attempts at contact, that's probably why. Also I am lazy. I'm back on the eighteenth ( Read more... )

I'm kind of tired, so I'm hoping that I have in fact fallen asleep, and that what I just witnessed was a dream of some sort ( Read more... )

First dream ( Read more... )