001 -- voice;

[ofinsurrectum]

[ At first, there is nothing but static, flaring louder and louder, and the picture onscreen dissolving into fuzzy gray and black lines. It rises and rises, hitting almost ear-piercing pitches, until, abruptly, it stops. There is a faint rustle that may or may not be wings. There is a pause, and then Castiel clears his throat. ]

Hello.

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[likedillinger]

[Oh it's

this guy again

this guy who is supposedly an angel

who yanks him out of hell

so he can do god's bidding 8|

he really doesn't want to say anything, but he also is morbidly curious]

You again.

[ofinsurrectum]

[ there is a very long pause. ]

Hello, Dean.

[likedillinger]

[Wat to say] ... So you're really a freakin' angel? [Segueways, what are those...]

[ofinsurrectum]

Yes, I am.

[ 8| ]

[likedillinger]

Not what I expected. Especially since last time we talked, you were wearing a blanket. [long story] This gonna be a running thing with you?

[ofinsurrectum]

I will not be wearing any more blankets.

[ completely...missing the point of that statement ]

[likedillinger]

I'll hold you to that.

[sooooooooooooo]

[ofinsurrectum]

[ what do. ]

I have been told that you have not yet met me.

[likedillinger]

Not back home, no.

I got rerouted from Hell to this place.

[ofinsurrectum]

[ a pause. how does he even. ]

I was the one who raised you from the Pit. Or I shall be.

[likedillinger]

So I've heard. Heard why too, and I can say right now: not interested.

[ofinsurrectum]

[ it is not unexpected, but still. ]

Very well then.

[ there is another pause. castiel is not quite sure how to handle this. talk about whiplash. ]

I have told Sam that he may call upon me if he requires my assistance. You may feel free to do the same.

[likedillinger]

Yeah, alright, here's some assisting you can do right now - what's goin' on with this Trickster character? Apparently he's one of you too.

[ofinsurrectum]

Gabriel is...

[ sorry gabe cas is messing your whole game up probably. ]

He is an archangel.

[likedillinger]

Then what's he doing moonlighting as an asshole pagan god? Don't you guys have hobbies?

[ofinsurrectum]

I believe that is Gabriel's hobby.