SO WHAT I AM SAYING IS PEARL HARBOR SUCKS AND I MISS YOU

I woke early one morning ( Read more... )

Americans brush up on your spanish and prepare for the Mexification of The United States

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia -- A Malaysian man said he nearly fainted when he recieved a US$218 trillion phone bill and was ordered to pay up within 10 days or face prosecution, a newspaper reported Monday ( Read more... )

Suggestive techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness. Masturbation. Re-reading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Re-wiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every women the marine has ever fucked. Debating ( Read more... )

I don't wanna go to work 9pm til 7am

Audrey, Start a Revolution!!!!!!

I hate my station in life, but I am not complaining just a FYI. I hope I can change it, make a better life for myself and others.

I hate working at walmart, I really really do.

"Vice President
Dick Cheney ... shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets."-Yahoo News

I need a job where I can express my skills. I need a job where I can sit down and look pretty. Both equally masterful traits I possess