Stockholm Syndrome

[datlowen]

Apparently some of you appreciated the relative sanity with which I conducted my last post. Now I have to make sure that the zany posts are EXTRA ZANY so that the few breaths of fresh air are more meaningful for you. You love me because I abuse you. You'd be lost without my strong guidance. You really need to stop falling down the stairs. You're so

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[snellios]

I WANT A BUSINESS CARD.

[datlowen]

OMG send me your address! I'll totally mail you one.

[road_to_hell]

Dude, I don't know anything about curling, and quite frankly, I have less than nil desire to know, but a champion of anything telling you that youre good at what said champion is good at is awesome. Unless it's like a champion Puppy killer, in which case, shame on you both.

And I may not know beige guy, but we all know a guy like him. Asshole. (him not you)

[datlowen]

Haw. I don't think they give out championships for killing puppies, but if they did there's no way anyone could ever match Karl Rove on that score. I bet.

Yeah, there's one of "those guys" everywhere you go. I'm just stunned by his audacity, because I've never been in conversation with someone so obviously an authority on a subject before where I thought I had any right to question what they were saying. I mean, hi. HI. I bet he was one of those people who was always asking stupid questions in class, too. (AND he voted for Bush. OMG asshole.)

[road_to_hell]

I hate those people who ask stupid questions in class. I draw pictures of horrible things happening to them and then the pictures come true. I have a gift. Or is it a curse. Help me please. .

Honestly, those reds, what are they thinking?

[datlowen]

I think it's cute when people ask stupid questions in class, like, why didn't the French people actually just go eat cake? But no so funny when they're arguing with me about interpretations of things I actually, you know. Know about. That kind of thing. LALALA. Not that I personalize things.

CRAZY REDS. I'd say to send them to hell, but they already live in Oklahoma.

[noodle_noodle]

OhMYTOTALG,

That is so wonderful. Something similar recently happened to my mother when a bigass artist type told her amazing thins. She was happy and you should be too. I'm proud o' you.

Also? I say "myriad of" - in case you care.

So, who defriended you?

<---gossip

[datlowen]

Thanks, Noodle! I smoocha you. ALSO it's totally awesome that you say myriad of, because I like it when I have my idiosyncrasies reinforced. SO OF COURSE I CARE!!!

The person who defriended me is lavellbelle, and I don't even know if I've spelled her LJ name right. If not, oh well. She moved here from New York and now is moving back! Because no one loves her and she can't get laid and she likes New York better, and, oh yeah, her emotionally abusive cheating ex-boyfriend lives in New York and we don't give her enough support about that because no one understands her like he does and he's really very caring and sweet except that he treats her like shit. Not that the whole thing makes me roll my eyes, or anything.

[noodle_noodle]

Har. Don't strain a muscle.

[datlowen]

TOO LATE

[darthrami]

I believe it was the cause of the Katyn Forest Massacre. Am I the only one who knows what that is? Probably

Nuh uh, I do! :-p

*sigh* Curling. M'a see if I can come up with Jack tonight, and hang out. Because I miss people, and want to see if I can figure out doing social stuff and sparing this fall. meh. I suck.

[datlowen]

YAY KATYN MASSACRE!!!

Yes, yay curling. Yay sparing. YAY THINGS.

[darthrami]

YAY THINGS. Yay, shiny things. I have a shiny thing! *points at shiny thing*

[datlowen]

BUT CAN YOU PIN IT TO YOUR VEST?

Actually, I guess you could, but that would be silly.

[cmshaw]

dude! excellent curling mojo. :) i'm now desperately curious about what all you learned.... maybe next time i'll be good enough to go! *vows to practice harder*

i will not laugh at b.g. i will not laugh at b.g. i -- oh hell.

i have business cards with our company's old logo on them because i'm unimportant old-fashioned!

[datlowen]

"Good enough" to go? You would have been fine. There were people with way less skill than you have that were there, and although Georgina and Julie made fun of them, they learned a lot. You probably would have learned more than many of them!

YAY OLD FASHIONED!!! I like that except when it sucks.

[cmshaw]

i guess it was pitched more as a "you're already a wicked competitive curler looking for that extra edge!" kind of thing, at least where i was paying attention. and i've been unhappy with how i'm playing so far this season, so in the interests of not being b.g., well....

olde fashioned candy = yummy! other than that, give me cyberpunk* almost any time.

* wow, how eighties is that word? my brain is dead, or i would find a geekier cooler geekier word.

[datlowen]

Hmm. I think you were listening at the wrong times. All the stuff said anyone (who is able to actually, like, slide out of a hack) welcome. Anyway, it was an awesome time. Sorry you missed it!

I like old fashioned ice cream, too. I think. I might be lying about that.