Comments | datlowen: WAR CRIMES

datlowen

WAR CRIMES

May 24, 2005 09:42

ABSTRACT

HOLY CRAP! I might have to do work! I ate dinner last night and watched bad TV. I had a weekend where I ate food and watched bad TV and bad movies! Good times. Oh, thank God, my time waster is back. This is one of the advantages of taking 2.5 hours to update your LJ. I'm quitting school. Get me a job writing about race cars! PLZKTHX. I ( Read more... )

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e_juliana May 24 2005, 16:23:54 UTC

LIKE A RECORD BABY. Love, Whoever The Hell That Was.

Dead or Alive. What scares me is I didn't even have to think about it. Go Team Useless Trivia Cluttering Up My Brain!!

msbelle May 24 2005, 16:38:30 UTC

The lead singer of which has had so much surgery now -he's more than alittle terrifying - http://www.deadoralive.net/images/vulgar.jpg

datlowen May 24 2005, 16:43:22 UTC

Ack! Um. Please tell me he gender transitioning?

msbelle May 24 2005, 16:46:58 UTC

not unless it is the slowest transition EVER. Nah he's just freaky.

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mearagrrl May 24 2005, 16:39:21 UTC

Yay, a Nick post. Just the thing to entertain before I go eat lunch.

I loved your "[warcrime] of [thing]" comparisons.

datlowen May 24 2005, 16:45:35 UTC

YAY! Originally it was just the one war crime, but then I got about halfway in and realized I'd been calling everything a war crime, so I ran with it.

cmshaw May 24 2005, 17:32:22 UTC

it takes a special kind of something to make war crimes funny. you really should write a book!

jgesteve May 24 2005, 17:50:06 UTC

or stand-up routines for Eddie Izzard... someone else who has made war crimes funny...

jgesteve May 24 2005, 16:45:47 UTC

but no one AT ALL would read that one because they would get to the end of the first paragraph and realize that they had no idea what I was talking about, or what it had to do with anything, and how did the talking tuna fish get involved? Cutehead Charlie.

Perhaps I could introduce you to the works of Douglas Adams? Oh, wait, they're on your book shelves... you would just need a good editor that's all, someone who would rein you in a bit, like me ;-) Although, I think I'd need a rider on my health insurance for extra coverage for eye strain caused by rolling them too much...

datlowen May 24 2005, 16:58:05 UTC

HMOG I could totally be Douglas Adams. Although he totally amazes me with how brilliantly non-linear his non-sequiturs are.

road_to_hell May 24 2005, 20:10:05 UTC

I totally want to write a book to, but about television. I should get on that.

Also, if you dont think anyone will read your rambling, check out "A heartbreaking work of staggering genius" Complete babble, completly enthralling.

Congratulations! wholenother May 24 2005, 23:16:57 UTC

That having been said: "but you can't get a Ph.D. in race cars." Clearly you haven't taken a good look at departments that are into cultural studies and the like. I mean, there are people out there who get Ph.D.s in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But, good move on your part. It need not be a permanent decision, but I believe it should be a firm one, if that makes any sense.