Anti-Bullshit Amendment

[datlowen]

ABSTRACTIt's been three weeks since I updated! This is a long time, and a flimsy excuse for an extended analogy about rafting. I am a squirrel who writes bad porn. I met White Shirt's family! White Shirt and I do PRIDE! White Shirt and I are GAY GAY GAY! White Shirt and I break up! Which is really just an excuse to talk about the Dukes of Hazzard (

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[darthrami]

*is ded from update*

[datlowen]

Was it a long drawn out death? Or a quick one?

[darthrami]

A long one, because oh, my head feels like it is collapsing in on itself. I want to go back to the desert!

...bet you never thought you'd hear me say that. But I had fun! And my head was happier! And I won $20!

[datlowen]

YAY winning money! And YAY the desert! Boo collapsing head, though. I POOP ON YOUR COLLAPSING HEAD wait, no.

[jgesteve]

Wow... you know I lived through pretty much all of that and I still had difficulty following it at times...

Impersonating you is fun... too bad I don't reap any benefits of it other than migraines from dealing with frustrating phone reps...

[datlowen]

What is it that is making these hard to follow? I don't know anymore. Maybe I need more lithium.

>too bad I don't reap any benefits of it other than migraines from dealing with frustrating phone reps...

No kidding. We're certainly not reaping anything useful, like, I don't know, INTERNET SERVICE.

[jgesteve]

Well it's the fact that you go on "elocution safari" in the middle of thoughts (i.e. Your trip to Chile)... It's not impossible to follow, just difficult... it reminds me of HS English when we read Thoreau and I came to the realization that if I read the first sentence and the last sentence of each paragraph I could pretty much skip the middle because all it did was reiterate the same thing... except with you there's no such lucky rhyme or reason...the true nugget of information could be anywhere in the paragraph...

That being said since I, you know, live with you and experience a great deal of this first hand, I do mostly read your entries for two reasons 1.) to keep apprised of what is or is not public knowledge and 2.) to see whether I can keep up with your thought expeditions...

[datlowen]

Elocution safari. I LOVE that phrase. I am marrying it.

[luke2k]

I really got a kick out of the headers for this entry, "har"

[datlowen]

Excellent! You are welcome!

giving self raise

[luke2k]

speaking of which, is it true that if i come down in three weeks i'll have a chance to intercept the standard summer bacchanal?

[datlowen]

counting

July 16th? That's the plan, although it's not in stone yet. But, Hopefully! DO IT!

[road_to_hell]

First, Happy Birthday!!!!!

Second, white shirt=asshate. it's funny though, something really similiar happened to a friend of mine very very recently.

Third, Re: Dukes of Hazard. You are correct on all counts.

Fourth, Cary Grant. I've only seen him in Hitchcock movies, but i liked him then mostly.

Fifth, you write funny porn.

[datlowen]

1) Thanks! Although my birthday is not actually until September! I am just jumping the gun because I am an attention whore.

2) Yeah, it was kind of out of the blue, since we'd had what I thought were a couple good conversations that week about, uh, things, but apparently not? I bet there was something else going on there that he didn't even realize. OH WELL. Damaged goods. sigh

3) Thanks! There's totally a dissertation in there someplace.

4) He was better in Hitchcock films, I'm told. I also dislike Jimmy Stewart, but I liked him fine in The Man Who Knew Too Much, which may or may not be Hitchcock, but let's pretend that it is, so that I can say it must be something amazing that Hitchcock can do with his actors.

5) Thanks! Porn should always be funny.

[road_to_hell]

1) Whore, my birthday is first.

2) You're not damaged goods, he is.

3) I love tv dissertations

4) That was hitchcock.

5) YAY for funny porn!

[datlowen]

1) Happy birthday!

2) Har. Well, I am, too, but not quite as damaged. But, thanks for saying that. Seriously.

3, 4 & 5) YAY YAY YAY!

[jgesteve]

Oh and the shoes are cute (and TANGIBLE) and you totally needed to buy them!

[datlowen]

Thanks! I like the flip-flops, too! And the like other 100 pairs of shoes I saw at DSW....

[jgesteve]

Can't really speak to the flip-flops... the nicest thing I can say about them is that they are brown, the second nicest thing I can say about them is they fit (unlike those ones you almost slide out of)... the third nicest thing I can say about them... j/k

[datlowen]

And the shoes you got!