is not dead

[datlowen]

ABSTRACT

I am not dead! I have a soul! I am not evil! Smokey and the Bandit made me gay. I people-watch on the Metro! I had a birthday! I drank a lot. I talked with a lot of boys! They are all exceedingly dumb. I joined a gym! My sister is getting married! Maybe I will post again in the near future, youlucky devils!

------Hello! News reports to

Comments

[ucakid]

I LOVED Smokey and the Bandit. My favorite scene/line is when they run into each other at the diner...

"Give me a diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper...and make it to go, I'm in hot pursuit."
"Someone chasing you, Sheriff?"
"NO ONE chases me, Boy..."

then when Justice comes out of the restaurant with the toilet paper dragging..and the waitress tells him, he thanks her and says, "Nice ass".

CLASSIC (Like Buford T. Justice ever thought about sex).

[datlowen]

That whole movie is just so awesome, but then again I'm clearly a sucker for anything with throaty V8s and chase scenes.

cf obsession with The Dukes of Hazzard TV show

[mearagrrl]

Dude! So good to read a long awaited crack-addled update!

How come I never get a hot lesbian trainer at the gym? Becuase she'd already have her quota of Virgo girlfriends, I guess. :)

Also: I quite enjoyed being the umfriend at the sibling's wedding, but the sibling was not bothered by it, your sister might be.

[datlowen]

I don't think my sister would mind so much. I mean, I know she wouldn't mind me bringing a male date, but I think for the sake of having as little drama as possible it's a good idea that I just not open that can of worms.

I really like having a trainer. I wish I could afford to have one regularly.

[jesseh]

For your FYI, Proverbs 11:18 is "The wicked man earns deceptive wages, but he who sows righteousness reaps a sure reward." So I don't get that chick is t-shirt.

HI.

[datlowen]

HI! Yeah, that makes no sense at all, because by analogy, therefore, "Momma" is deceptive wages, and "good boys" is "the wicked man". MAYBE IT'S OPPOSITE DAY IN THE BIBLE!!

[sowilo]

We serenaded you at JR's? I totally don't remember that. but then, I had had SEVERAL cocktails at that point.

[datlowen]

No, y'all didn't. Jon Cass did, though.

swoon

[jgesteve]

John Cass serenaded you at JRs? Is he working there now?

[datlowen]

He did! No, he was just there.

[impyvixen]

Robin laid an egg!

Welcome back to the LJ world, happy birthday and all that shit...

*muah*

[datlowen]

Thankee!