Adventures & Misadventures

Apr 05, 2006 15:12

Abstract

Mr. Mister should have an honorary degree. AREN'T I FUCKING ADORABLE?? I watched wy too much Murder, She Wrote as a child, and know way too much about Angela Lansbury generally. Today's word of the day makes me har. Because I am four. I had an adventure! I was in New York! I FedExed something! I reminisce about one of my favoritest books ( Read more... )

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cmshaw April 5 2006, 19:47:48 UTC
I also hear a really great awful joke, which you have to read to believe. It's probably better when I tell it in person, though.

it totally is. i mean, not that i've heard you tell it in person, but i can easily imagine.

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datlowen April 5 2006, 19:54:09 UTC
I was still laughing so hard at it from the first time I told it that when I tried to tell it the second time I nearly started crying. Oh, yes.

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darthrami April 5 2006, 19:50:43 UTC
HI I DIDN'T READ ANY OF THIS BECAUSE A SCHOOL JUST SHAT ALL OVER MY DESK AND I'M LEAVING IN 10 MINUTES.

But I'll read it later. Probably.

BUT. You were totally in my dream last night. FREAKY. Jack, too, but I was more concerned with the fact that you'd taken up smoking full-time.

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datlowen April 5 2006, 19:57:24 UTC
Ew, school shit.

YAY FOR READING!!!

I was?! I was SMOKING?!?! Why? Was I drunk all the time?

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darthrami April 5 2006, 20:04:08 UTC
No! And that's the funny thing! (as I said in an e-mail to a friend about the dreams "he's only like a social smoker. a drunk one.") You just- were going out to smoke with... somebody at the curling club so often that you decided to just pick it up.

WTF.

(better than the other dream, in which characters were turned into fruit and I made them into drinks as they screamed for me not to. um.)

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datlowen April 5 2006, 20:05:57 UTC
I love how absurd the other dream is.

>You just- were going out to smoke with... somebody at the curling club so often that you decided to just pick it up.

WAS HE HOT??! This is crucial for me to know.

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ucakid April 5 2006, 21:37:08 UTC
(which was painted with the PSA Livery, smile included,

You gave me a late birthday present with the whole USAir thing, including this gem from the past!

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datlowen April 6 2006, 02:33:41 UTC
I'm glad I could! Happy birthday!

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Re: I've got a hilariously bad joke about sharks datlowen April 6 2006, 02:34:30 UTC
HAR! You're right, that is hilariously bad.

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loatiloat April 5 2006, 23:28:41 UTC
I've heard bad things about Bedknobs and Broomsticks.

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jgesteve April 6 2006, 01:59:12 UTC
OMG... what bad things have you heard about B&B... it's only one of the most awesomest Disney films ever (and yes I realize I am double superlative-ing)! The traitor must be found and hung for spreading such horrible lies.

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loatiloat April 6 2006, 02:46:26 UTC
Ok I'll add it to my list of movies to see one day.

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datlowen April 6 2006, 02:47:13 UTC
Hanged. Unless you're suggesting that lying makes you more well-endowed. In which case--well--nevermind.

(You asked for it!)

winky

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