I have something so important to say it couldn't possibly have been included in a comment, it needed its own post ( Read more... )

Good news everyone, I've decided to update my journal for the first time in eons! Unfortunately for me it will contain nothing but plagiarisms, but I'm sure the rest of you will appreciate that. Had a nice time with Erica last night, and she relayed to me some entertaining bits from the radio (I was unaware that the radio was still in use, except ( Read more... )

Deary deary me, what a sad state I'm in. Every day (or hour, as the case may be) I load livejournal in the hope that someone has posted something terribly interesting that will relieve my boredom - even if just momentarily. Day after day (or hour after hour) I am disappointed. Where is everyone? I used to look forward to at least a post every day, ( Read more... )

I don't know how my brother came across this, but the pleasure it brings me is extensive ( Read more... )

I'm quite drunk, but I wish to give the account while venom is still raging through my blood. The evening was a total success - the dinner was good, the dancing was fun, we all got into the club, etc ( Read more... )

Every second word out of my mouth last night was lezer, lesbo, lezy, lezed or lezing. I think I even managed to fit in lezish a few times. I am not so cool, eh ( Read more... )

I was totally trippin' at this P1 school trip, they waz like tiny. This kid was well dissin' ma homeboy, but he was just frontin' so I was like "hey lay off, awight?" and he was like "don't be talking shit about me" and I was like "go play with your ball" and he was like "awight" and I was like "word".

So I finally got round to clearing away the papers that were littering my floor (ok only some of them) and it all came flooding back to me.

Yes, the carpet was blue! Fascinating....

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Is anyone else a little concerned by the new McDonald's adverts? All these kids about to dig into their McChicken Nuggets, when a voice over informs us "Chicken Nuggets are changing ( Read more... )