iTunes (which is great, btw) was playing all my audio, and brought up one of my many forgotten Rasputina songs: Rats. The lyrics were so intensely fantastic I felt I MUST share them with everyone ( Read more... )

See! I wonder if this is ironic, I've never been good at using that word in context.

Hahahaha I only got "moderate" for Gluttonous, how amusingly wrong.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo ( ( Read more... )

I just remembered the Boby G watches. And laughed. Why, why did we not buy them?!

A reunion of a girls Catholic boarding school. All is lovely, and the Mother Superior is eager to know what her girls have been up to for the past 5 years. She asks one, “My child, what have you been doing these past years ( Read more... )

Has anyone seen the adverts for Egg, some kind of internet bank? The wonderful woman with the huge smile who insists her "fellowship" is not a pyramid scheme? I'm so pleased by her.

On a subject only related by banks, you still owe me £5 V. I require this money in order to buy food. And now I think of it, when was the last time I saw you? Or Jony ( Read more... )

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Oh my great dear God.

Today, channel 4, 4:40.

Film: Loch Ness (1995) An American scientist visits Scotland in a bid to find the elusive Loch Ness monster, and discovers true love along the way. Slight family drama, starring Ted Danson, Joely Richardson, Ian Holm, Kirsty Graham, James Frain and Harris Yulin (T)

I've reached Nirvana.

Guess who found the rich text button? Ta much Lucy.


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A girl asks a woman, "Are you old or young?"

"My dear," replies the woman. "I have been young for a very long time."

Am I the only one who used to watch Hetty Wainthropp Investigates (religiously)? For a time considered the best show on TV... by me... it is described as a "Housewife-detective series". Ringing any bells?