Should I change my hair for summer? I think the white streak is more of a winter thing. What do you guys think?

Ok, you hoodlums, here's the deal. I'm going to be everywhere on Earth tomorrow night (Friday, June 25), except for the Cobalt Cafe. So unless you want to spend your Friday night with your favourite dean of attendance, you should head on down there at 7:45 to see Another Man's Trash (A.M.Trash) for only $7. You've seen Mark Saul, Alex Segal, ( Read more... )

Graduation was super! It wasn't only the graduation of the class of 2004 but also of little old me. I'm going to miss all of you a lot. Don't forget me. Good luck in the future.

Here's a picture of me and my favourite student ever:

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Alright, I know I havn't posted in a long time. I just had a few things to say ( Read more... )

This week has been long and eventful--a whole lot of laughs. On Wednesday I sent my handy-dandy school police force out to catch ditchers who think they're too good to go to Cat Sex Testing like everyone else. We found quite the catch. One Officer brought back four kids who were goofing around at the park. That was possibly the most obvious ( Read more... )

I love spring break!!!! Yeah Baha!!!! Happy Easter everyone. Ass-whoopin' resumes tomorrow!
-Mrs. D

hey everybody. This week was super. I gave 79 kids detention, suspended 43, and fatally injured 5. I'm just doing my job. Don't hate me cause I'm beautiful. You don't know me! Also, I hear I was used in a sentence in the CAHSEE tests. I should get royalties for it. j/k, lol. I'll see you all bright an early on Monday morning. Have a fun ( Read more... )

Hello teachers and students. I would like to remind you all that as of last week we are doing first period tardy lock-outs and tardy sweeps. So everyone needs to remember to get to school on time. You need to be in your classroom when that tardy bell rings. I can't stress this enough. Also, seniors, don't get senioritis. You can have no more ( Read more... )

Hello teachers and students. This is Mrs. D. I heard some hoodlums talking about Live Journals in detention today and thought I should get one of my own. I will use this as a venue to post my deepest and most personal thoughts about being the Dean of Attendance. Like today, for instance, we were having a tardy sweep and two youngsters started ( Read more... )