So i was at my favorite bar, Spanky's the other night, and i noticed this alluring young man winking at me from across the room. Thats him down there! So i thought to myself 'well david, you can either puke into your vodka, or shit your pants right here' but then i thought 'no i can't shit my pants, thats the special thing me and my son like to do
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