Recently do a regular checkcheck on spring-to-the-Platt-Fields-boatinglakebirdiebabyboom.

Duckling-gosling-babycoot (cootling!!!) Also known as Jesusbirds by us due to their ability to walk on water.

Much though urbanity does it for me, ye canny help seein the appeal of watchen mummy-duck lift up her wings to accommodate huddlement of 13 sons and

To all those ill-informed students who voted in LibDem John Leech for Manchester-Withington because they thought they were 'the only anti war major party' and believed their shallow promises on fees, WHATEVOH MINGOH ( Read more... )

Gwen Stefani lyric from her new album - "I'm happiest when I'm wasting time."

You got that right.

I spoiled my ballot paper. It doesn't matter to me that it will be put with the papers of those people too stupid to mark an 'x' in a box. Hopefully it will also be put with the papers of those who feel like I do - that there's no excuse to stay away from the polling station but that you shouldn't vote for the 'lesser of the evils' if you truly ( Read more... )

Saw 'a beautiful ginger friend called Benedict' at the swimming pool again. It's not Benedict, but that's the point. He laughed. I melted.

Inspired to not keep quiet, like everyone else will do as soon as tomorrow's over and they can stop caring.

The 3.5 boy-scale of perfection has been thrown into confusion by the notion of 'angels' - a hitherto unquestioned but oft used category which we realised was undefined. Ironically our speculations revealed the major component was fuck appeal - ironic 'cos angels are sexless. Also light blondeness, downy hair - a bit eugenics, uck. Boy-ethics are ( Read more... )

Graffitay boarday way home swimmay ( Read more... )

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I'm at the end of my tether with the 'LECHion ( Read more... )

Just add some more adrenalin, maybe a bit of amphetamine, some of mummy's turdmilk and rub it all together on that naked corpse on the back of the throbbing gristle cover and commoo keep sparken

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