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[davidkretch]

David: "I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
Dad: did you just make that up?
David: woody allen.
Dad: it sounds just like him, too.
Dad: I tell ya what, if I offer to sell you something on my deathbed, just ask if you can borrow it.

Comments

[divinus]

haha that's awesome.