[ Advance Health Directive | Contingency VII ]

In the event that I (a) am rendered mentally incapacitated to status of brain death or severe disability, by disease or physical damage; (b) do not suffer any chronic bloodborne disease; (c) have sufficiently outlived the ban on sourcing blood products from males with homosexual experiences; THEN I ( Read more... )

Don Herbert has abandoned us.

Perhaps William Nye will step up, but one cannot possibly have much hope in times such as these.

I AM RETURNED!

Thanks to everyone who came out to see me during my brief stay. To those I didn't see, or only saw for a few minutes, and you were legion, I apologize from the deepest part of my shallow lil heart, which loves you all.

See how much I miss you all? Even my clauses are over-dependant.

"I'm afraid the bullet shattered his second and third metacarpals, and did extensive damage to the ligamenture."

"Will he ever be able to play again?"

"Yes, but his crescendos will be forever terse."

Hope you had a horrorshow Halloween.


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Ah, nevermind.

Avast!

Anyone in the area:

It's my birthday. I'm going to the beach. It's not so beachy out, but there will be a bonfire and smores and whatnot.

Come join me and a whole slew of people at Golden Gardens.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle has brought to my attention the word 'coöperate'. At the time, I admit, I was a bit confused by the umlaut, and thought that maybe the word was actually borrowed from language and has since lost its diacritical marks, like café, but it is not. Apparently, in that usage it is called a diaeresis, and is merely meant to ( Read more... )

I've decided to invent a meme that requires effort, is fun, and most importantly won't leave me wanting to tear my eyes out when I see it proliferate.

Find a (web)comic you like, then create a strip in which you personally make a guest appearance.

I picked Diesel Sweeties because my pixel skills far outweigh any of my other drawing ones, I love ( Read more... )