I am in the internet cafe and have like 10 minutes left but have done everything i wanted to and now refuse to waste the like 20p just because i hate the annoying homo that keeps asking if i need any thing. NO I do not want to buy your over priced shit coffee that you probably wanked into! Forgot this existed, and now i remember why I have nothing ( Read more... )

A fucking blind man just hit me with his stick, what a dick!

The most wonderful thing just happened and it has put me more at ease for the first time in weeks. A few months ago I apparently had the mumps, but was busy so did nothing about it, plus my face looked so creepy I thought it was great. I went to the doctor last week a little worried that I would never regain my natural jaw line and was diagnosed ( Read more... )

Static x still tour??? I actually want them to come to edinburgh so bad i might explode.

I have a teas set, that I loved more than anything, I would display it with pride and use it daily, even if it was tea just for me. Then one day a cup got chipped, and the sheen of the tea set was destroyed. I lost all interest in it, even when the cup was replaced and it was all restored to its former beauty it never again achieved the same ( Read more... )

I think i love my mum way too much, she has been shouting down the phone for hours! The gas board are being screamed at for being twats and she has her insane snooty voice, I remember why I used to think she was sooo strict. After she has finished with them (who are too afraid to put her on hold) she is moving on to my old landlord, except the ( Read more... )

This is the first time i have left big brother alone since it started, how is it possible to get addicted so quickly, clearly I should try heroin.

Think I am growing up, I am the responsible drinker who guides people home these days, am in uni revising, and have doen nothing offensive or mean in literally weeks. Although there was this girl from higher pschology and she was horrible and fat and had Christina Agularia(??) dread locks, when I saw her last year I told her how dumb she looked ( Read more... )

I cant believe it is exam season, everyone is dashing around revising and the likes, while I all I am doing is sitting in the sun and writing letters to the local council trying to save John Winters (my local friendly sex shop situated at the end of my street) from closing. I may deserve to fail, but that doesn't mean I will. Went on two job ( Read more... )

I donot think I will ever get over how amazing tropicana is, when we left you could smell the sweat coming off us even outside, my hair was plastered down my face, it was disgusting but yet still so amazing. I am making a emma a dating page for her birthday so she can go on lots of random weird d ates with fat old men, who wouldn't want to....then ( Read more... )