i cant believe how drunk i got in 40 minutes. got off work early so went to exodus with ashley and spent £20 in 40 minutes and got absolutely shit faced, it was hilarious, and they played gary Numan a lot, thanks sean for playing him constantly so i am now completely desensiised to him. and then i went back to ashleys and drank excessive amounts ( Read more... )

I am fucking ginger, what else is there to say....oh yeh I look generally appauling and about 12 years old. Kill me!

It is almost 4am and all I want to do is talk to someone, I dont normally feel down really but right now I am actually really rather upset. I will go home tomorrow which will give me a chance to talk to bro and i think i will stop by sarah's to talk to her. I am so pathetic sometimes but that was a rather emotional day.

Hahaha the "Champagne" they sell in the cav or whatever it is called now is the shit hot 99p Chaumet from Morrisons stuff that I too tried to pass off as champagne at Christmas. This is testimony to how shit the cav and I are. Working like a electrolosis machine at a women's body building convension the next few days but I thought the tips would ( Read more... )

I cant open my eyes I am so damn tierd but its Christmas eve and I have been ordered into town and not to get drunk plus my parents want to go Christmas caroling tonight which i am so going to just so I can sing my little heart out like the greatest undiscovered talent in the UK that I am. I cannot stop thinking about this woman last night who was ( Read more... )

On Tuesday I cooked Christmas dinner for 11 people and it was quite amazing, I suprised myself with just what an amazing cook I am. Kat made Brocilli and Stilton soup, and Lucy made an egg mayonaise started which were both quite nice. The fish course salad with grilled salmon in a lemon and dill sauce, which was so good. Finally the main course ( Read more... )

since i have done nothing today I would feel bad if i went to sleep, i have used no energy so why would i need sleep?? Here is my beautiful tree which i think is bloody amazing. There are many more decorations in our flat that is a right christmas grotto.

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Oh my fucking word! I am the angriest I have ever been, I had to walk to uni in the freaky snow hail thing with the wind blowing in my face so it felt like hundreds of little pins hitting me, then I could never catch my breathe because of the wind just so I didn't miss another tutorial. Only when I got there we stayed for five minutes and then he ( Read more... )

I am trying to write an essay but the internet is off in my flat so I am in the library sxeating like a bitch and cant be assed. I dont want to work so I just started talking to everyone online, but there is none of the people i usually talk to so I am like talking to all those people everyone has on their msn but you never talk to and never see ( Read more... )

I can never show in my face in public again ever! I am living in this room until the day I die that was a total verbal rampage last night and that fat ugly woman what the hell was I doing!? Ugly people who take advantage of the incredibly drunk should be shot, well ugly people in general but that was so bad I may cry, I just had to go be sick, ( Read more... )