Some things I thought you should know:

[davimye]

- It's National Underwear Day.
http://www.freshpair.com/underwear_day.html
Dear Lord....Why.....

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[fear025]

Step 3: Profit!

Dear Lord, why . . . ?

[donutato_kun]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Re: Dear Lord, why . . . ?

[davimye]

Have you been watching me? Yes I do touch myself, I wash my hands at night befor I take out my contacts. So my hands to touch one another.