Well, this was started as a joke after all.

Geez. Updates...

Party was awesome, though I can't remember much. I wasn't drinking; it was 3 months ago.

I broke up with Jamie a month or so ago because we never saw one another.

I am still a loser fucking mallrat.

Over.

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So, yeah. Dave's got a lady who's not afraid to kiss him in front of his buddies. Happy days.

Over.

The title was in my drop-down list. It had me roffling for quite some time.

I just felt like doing an update for once. Let people remember who the hell I am and why I'm on their friend list.

Over.

I was gonna do an alternate post to my blog in which I whine about what went on with Kim tonight, but upon hearing the news about Xavier, I don't find it appropriate.
I didn't know him well, but well enough to feel great pains in my heart for his family and friends.

My condolences.

-Dave

I just had to post to show off my new icon. A bit better than my first. Can't go wrong with Sam Waterston.
Soon to come: a wall mural dedicated to a great actor.
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I went to the doctor. He was a gross old hippie and felt on my crotch. EW! He says I don't have cancer, but what does he know? He said it's probably an infection in my lymph nodes. GROSS ( Read more... )

I should keep this baby active just as punishment for being lame. I'll throw all my emotional, relationship related crap here and leave the comedy to my blog. Just to keep the theme going. Or, I'll do all my LJ pet-peeve satire posts here. That settles it.
Over.

So what if I'm a hack? Wanna fight about it?
I've been planning this for a long while, now. This way I can go on friends only journals and join communities and all that other bull. Oh well.
Over.