Has anyone seen what's happening to New Orleans? Everything is like gone. Water is everywhere. Everything is destroyed. The birthplace of Jazz is dead! I kinda feel bad because we were just there a few moths ago and everything was fine. What will those "female impersonators" do if their strip club on Bourbon Street is washed away?

So today was the first day of school. I walk into First Responder to find out that we only have five seniors in the class, all of whom I don't talk to except for Danielle. Olesen gave us a quiz on Great Expectations as prophesied, and when she looked at mine she thought that I hadn't read the book. I was like, of course I read the fucking book, ( Read more... )

I finished all of my summer reading today! Apparently, according to Frank, Ms Olsen is going to give us a test on one of our books on our first day. What the hell? Who does that? Oh yea, a BITCH! So I've been struggling to finish Great Expectations all weekend. My brain is fried. Someone should bake me cookies.

Stacy: "Hey, I'm with my friend right now and we're looking for some free fun"

OC Fest rocked my socks. 16 hours of pure OC awesomeness. Lots of food, cool people, seances, and Hopkins the ginormous fluffy bunny, w00t!

Summer reading sucks, Great Expectations sucks! It has absolutely no point whatsoever. Why did Dickens bother writing that crap

OC Fest at the Thomson twins's house tomorrow! An all night party of being transported into the lives of a bunch of pretty, rich, white people with problems. What is wrong with us? I hope a lot of rad people are coming to make this thing totally awesome.

p.s. Go to Jhoule for all of your discount surgical needs!

So we got the hospital bill from my 1st surgery today. Holy shit! Almost 28 thousand dollars! Thank Jesus for insurance. Doctors make way too much.

Feel better Rachelface!!!

Band camp is over. Surprisingly it was a good time aside from the being hot and sore all over. Bill...I mean Mr. Whitney is pretty cool. Fun stuff with : frisbee, tailgating, moshing to Fighting Music 2, water fights, tan lines, battling, singing obnoxiously, and some wicked cool people. Band should actually be cool this year ( Read more... )

Why is Chinese food so damn good? What gives me the urge to eat it constantly? Why do I feel happy when I smell those chicken wings, boneless spare ribs, and pork fried rice? It's a magical phenomenon. I want to shake the dude who invented Chinese food's hand

Why are fast food people so dumb? REAL SCENARIO:

(CURTAIN. The scene begins in the Wendy's drivethru. Dave, his sisters, and Kim's bf Jim are in the car, Dena's friend Adam is behind them in his own car, honking his horn facetiously. They place their orders....Jim: I'll have a Number 7 with a Mountain Dew ( Read more... )