Fuck my indie life.

Home by Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes is the only song I can listen to right now and all it does is make me more and more sad.

I think the combination of disney channel in middle school and indie music in high school made me a softy for life. Too much feeling nostalgia for something I never even had.

I wonder if they have a site online where you can find someone to sleathily assassinate you and then take you body and use it for research. It's a shame craigslist doesn't deal in underground murder, especially since I am one consumer fed up with not having my needs met. Jesus, capitalism! Would you catch up to my selfish needs already?!

I have the same problems with women that I did in 7th grade. All that experience did nothing. When will I meet the right one?

"I worry primarily about whether there are nightclubs in heaven"

- Tom Waits

Pros ( Read more... )

It's so weird cuz I'm done with girls they're crazy and they tell you what an asshole you are if they have a kid they'll never let you see him because there was an 8 hour lay over on her skin it never took off some pizza crust blunts smoking themselves in the ashtrash. Girls. They'll kiss a mirror passionately in the back seat. I'm some wood and a ( Read more... )

that was the most beautiful conversation I've ever had ( Read more... )

yo 2009, what's hapnin? It's me, jon. I got some resolutions fo ya. Kick it:

- To know what the hell I'm doing when I'm doing it (ie. self confidence)
- Complete honesty
- To continue pursuing truth
- Not to submit to temptation (ie. get that NOLA girl off my back)
- To take knowledge from what I've learned (not fall back on bad habits)
- Make friends ( Read more... )

I'm back at square one ( Read more... )

I write lots of haikus now. I want to send them to you. Comment with your address and I'll send you a haiku postcard!

It's good being back in New Orleans, but my lack of physical ability makes me feel shitty.