[Voice]

[dawndigger]

[Locked FROM Anise - pretty hackable but hopefully not for her |D;;]

Um... does anybody know what can impress a girl? I-I mean... you know... something that'll make a girl happy? Like a present, or...

...I don't know.

[Oh god Simon why are you doing this to yourself.]

[Locked TO Anise, ridiculously hackable, feel free to laugh at his fail]

Comments

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[oda_hates_me]

[lmfao both filters are hacked and Sanji will take a moment to chuckle before replying...

And having mercy on the kid's pride by improving that first filter to 100% unless the muns had something else planned]

Depends on the lady, kid.

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[dawndigger]

[No IC plans, so it should be fine |Db Simon gives himself a moment to ponder this before responding.]

Depends, huh... well... what would you get someone who's really strong and nice but kind of girly sometimes, too? [At least he thinks she's girly. She likes dolls and wears pink, that's reason enough.]

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[oda_hates_me]

[Simon has just described 50% of the women in Luceti... this is gonna take some work.

Trying a different tactic]

Why don't you make a list of things you know she likes and work off that? Might be surprised what you come up with.

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[dawndigger]

[Welcome to Simon Land - where all things female get auto-fail.]

I tried, but... I'm not good with girls at all, and I don't know anything about it. I just wondered if other people have better ideas.

[most_talented]

Hm... I'd say flowers, or something sweet...

But what really impresses a girl, is her guy being tough!

[dawndigger]

[Flowers or sweets or-

...oh dear.]

G-girls like tough men?

[Well, that would explain why everyone liked Kamina so much.]

[most_talented]

[this is not going to end well.]

Sure! Yeah, girls like men to be sweet and sensitive, but it's totally pointless without a guy being able to fight on his own! To defend his girl! To stand up for himself!

You have to show her that she can depend on you.

[dawndigger]

[Run while you can, Simon! ...Wait, he can do this. Honest.]

But how do you do that when there's nothing around to fight? O-or if the thing you usually fight with isn't here? [SOB, if he had his mecha he could be so cool ;_;]

voice;

[couldhavedanced]

Girls like it when you're very, very sweet. Flowers are always a nice touch, if you want to try that. Also, um. Being open and honest is a plus.

voice;

[dawndigger]

[Two points for flowers, and... does being sweet still count as giving sweets? Girls are complicated. Nice suggestions, though... hm...]

I don't think it's very impressive to be honest... everyone should just be that way all the time.

voice;

[couldhavedanced]

It's not so much telling the truth all the time, but rather staying true to yourself. It's...not very productive to change yourself for someone. Don't do something you're not to impress someone. [Something she's struggled with in the past, but hey, she's a guidance counselor. She can at least give the advice.]

voice;

[dawndigger]

[Oh my, Simon's never had one of those. They don't exist for him fff] True to yourself... that sounds like something my brother would say, too.

[Voice]

[skyparasol]

[ The camera here won't show Matsuri's face at all. ]

And what does she like?

[Voice]

[dawndigger]

[Hello, mystery voice.]

Ah... well, she likes dolls, I think, but mostly a special one- it's like magic, it can grow and help her fight. She wears a lot of pink and she really likes cooking, too. Especially desserts.

[Voice]

[skyparasol]

[ Ehh, magic doll, pink clothes, cooking... ]

What about throwing her a party?

[Voice]

[dawndigger]

A party? What kind of party?

[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

Bake her somethin' sweet! Cakes, cookies, crepes. Women love it when a guy spends his time makin' something just fer her ta enjoy!

[Voice]

[dawndigger]

[Another vote for sweets! Interesting.]

I don't know how to bake anything good, though.

[Voice]

[crisis_rain]

Emil told me that a guy called Regal works at the bakery? Ya could ask him for some cookin' lessons or pick up a book from the library on basic cakes! Long as ya know how ta use an oven ya should be fine.

[Voice]

[dawndigger]

[Oh boy. A chef he is not, and two people want him to cook.

Anise does like food, though... maybe impressing her is just a few kitchen disasters away.]

Maybe I'll try that. I don't think I've ever used an oven before, though. [He sort of sticks to the stovetop and really easy meals, eh heh heh.] Is it hard?