[Voice]

[dawndigger]

[Locked FROM Anise - pretty hackable but hopefully not for her |D;;]

Um... does anybody know what can impress a girl? I-I mean... you know... something that'll make a girl happy? Like a present, or...

...I don't know.

[Oh god Simon why are you doing this to yourself.]

[Locked TO Anise, ridiculously hackable, feel free to laugh at his fail]

Comments

[Private//Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Oh? You want to impress a girl now do you?

[Private//Voice]

[dawndigger]

[...................He probably should've filtered this from a few other people, huh.]

...U-um. [WHAT IS THE RIGHT ANSWER HERE]

[Private//Voice]

[goldenglasses]

[Yes, yes he should have.]

Is she cute~?

[Private//Voice]

[dawndigger]

[SOB, THAT QUESTION IS EVEN WORSE.]

L... lots of girls are cute!

[love_me_venus]

If you know what she likes, then get her that! But most of all, be thoughtful about it.

[dawndigger]

I wish it was easier to be thoughtful about this stuff.

[love_me_venus]

Well, you know what she likes, don't you?

[dawndigger]

S... sort of. [It's quickly occurring to him that he's been a bit selfish in that regard.]

[Voice | oh yeah and it'd also be under the first filter]

[xelhes]

[Never fear, Fenimore is here! Ignore the fact that in canon her romantic advice caused a rift between a couple of people that contributed to the two ending up on opposite sides in a war. She's totally a self-declared expert on this.

With a teasing tone:] Ohhh~ A girl, huh? Are we talking about a particular girl, or are you looking for something more general? Just so you know, if you're using it to play with the pure hearts of young girls, I can't let you in on the secrets of love.

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

[....Well here's hoping she doesn't completely slaughter this one |Db]

N-no, it's just one girl! I couldn't play around with more even if I wanted to...

[Voice | Filtered]

[xelhes]

[The circumstances here are much less complicated, at least. ...Not counting the whole "different worlds" thing, of course.

She giggles.] In that case, I can give you a few hints. Hmmm. If you're looking for a present, you could go with flowers, but it's not something you want to overuse. Unless you're a florist, it can be a bit of a cop-out if you don't vary it with other presents. On the plus side, it's a good way to hint at your interest if you aren't going out yet.

[Voice | Filtered]

[dawndigger]

What about um... flowers and a dessert? Lots of people have told me to try that.

[lists_to_port]

What you need, Nerf Lad, is a big, shiny boat.

[dawndigger]

[Nerf Lad? Oh man, is that his nickname now?]

A boat?

[lists_to_port]

Aye. Big, shiny one what the wenches'll flock to. You'll have to beat 'em off, lad, with some type of truncheon.

...

So you'll also need a truncheon.

[dawndigger]

I've never been on a boat before. And what's a truncheon?

[Filtered]

[karatebunny]

Candy~! And cake and all kinds of desserts~!! ♥

[Honey, he asked how to impress a girl... not you...]

[Filtered]

[dawndigger]

Lots of people are suggesting desserts... I guess it's popular with girls.

[Filtered]

[karatebunny]

Mn~! It is! All the girls who came to the Host Club before all looove desserts ne~!

[Filtered]

[dawndigger]

"Host Club"?