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[voice--attempted filter away from Jilly Coppercorn, Elizabeth Swann, Cordelia Chase, Nami, and Buffy Summers. Jack is not so very clever at filters.]

HOla: Captain Jack Sparrow, here, with an opportunity for all you crafty nimblefingered types out there. Perchance do any of you know the fine art of poppetry? I need five devilishly attractive and ( Read more... )

( Cut for Thinking and Acting )

[Jack has been spending a great deal of time at House Seven, looking after Buffy. There are occasions though when he manages to slip off to Cullen House; he has to keep an eye on the place, after all, and is slowly but surely stocking up on necessary non-perishable supplies for the winter that he and Katie McCoy can share. Firewood. So many things ( Read more... )

[rather obnoxious voice]

WE'RE DEVILS WE'RE BLACK SHEEP WE'RE REALLY BAD---

REALLY BAD...

Bugger...

Wait, wait it's...Murphy, how does it go, lad?

[There is the whinny of a very small pony in the background.]

RIGHT! REALLY BAD EGGS! DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!

I love this song! Avoid the bridges, ducks! Ducks and chickens! Ha! Hahahahahaha ( Read more... )

On this fair warm September afternoon, Captain Jack Sparrow can be found walking very slowly through town with a bunch of colorful floating balloons in his hand and a thick sheaf of papers under his arm.

Jack has set himself ( Three Tasks. )

Seems there's types about who'd make the village safe. Police; a village watch. They'll want prisons, next. A gallows.

Rather funny, that, considering the nature of the place, eh?

There's rogues about. Mind that; and if you can't, lock your doors.

( Cut for action )

( CUT FOR HOT GRATUITOUS FARMYARD ACTION WHY CAN'T I DO HTML??? )

[voice]

There's been a change in the air here, in Luceti; I've felt it. Tia Dalma has been sent home. We're down one sea goddess, and a monkey-loving doctor as well. I've not seen John Watson about. Good on them, eh?

Mildmay-me-lad---time for some scraping. A gentleman does not keep the Joanna Joyce waiting at the high water mark.

[/voice]

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[When the video feed clicks on, it reveals--by the soft glow of candlelight--Jack Sparrow sitting across from a slender woman with long, flowing auburn hair wearing a tight leather dress. She can only be seen from the back. In fact, that beautiful hair is definitely a feature of this video. The pirate's arms are firmly around her as he leans in for ( Read more... )