12 Fathoms Down ☠ [accidentally-on-purpose video]

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[When the video feed clicks on, it reveals--by the soft glow of candlelight--Jack Sparrow sitting across from a slender woman with long, flowing auburn hair wearing a tight leather dress. She can only be seen from the back. In fact, that beautiful hair is definitely a feature of this video. The pirate's arms are firmly around her as he leans in for

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[noprevaricating]

Jack! What the hell are you doing?

[voice]

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Kennedy! Shut it! You're spoilin' me and Jilly's romantical moment!

[voice]

[noprevaricating]

[He is going to have to pretend he doesn't know you after this.]

You're an idiot, Jack.

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[A high-pitched, female-sounding voice answers. Jack's lips aren't moving. Much.]

Oi! Jack! Tell that lummox to quit his interruptions!

...

You heard the lady, Kennedy. Go 'way. Shoo.

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[slaying]

[ the filter's mostly on principle -- though she makes a point to switch her journal to voice and avoids being caught by the little book's gaze. no need to see her face.

but her voice is as breezy as can be. careless. ]

...Jack Sparrow - one. Discretion? Zero.

[ just because she agreed with this plan doesn't mean she likes it. doesn't mean she's not hurt by it. ]

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[Jack is just going to pretend that Grell can smash any filter ever.]

No need to be jealous, slayer. I'm certain you'll find a man in the best of taste one day, no worries.

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[slaying]

[ it's less about keeping grell out and more about keeping everyone else out. or perhaps about expecting grell to get in and finding only this. something like that. buffy isn't sure, anymore. ]

Jealous? Puh-lease.

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Not jealous? You hear that, Jilly love? We're not tryin' hard enough at the romanticality it would seem.

[this is not here]

[tehoniongirl]

[in the name of all things holy....

this would be Jilly dying of embarrassment. This was NOT what she'd meant.]

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[Jack will return to house 7 later to try to find her.]

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[tehoniongirl]

[she's there. Moving in hadn't consisted of much, considering how little she owned, but she hadn't wandered far from the house today.

...which might be partly due to crippling embarrassment.

Either way, if he comes looking, she's in the kitchen making herself a pot of coffee]

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[Jack, of course, climbs in through Buffy's bedroom window. Jilly might not hear him enter the kitchen, so he clears his throat. Awkward.]

Hallo, Jilly.

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How romantic. [One (1) deadpan snarker reporting in]

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Captain Jack Sparrow, darling, is known for his romantic proclivities.

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[kakeravoyager]

Oh I'm sure. It's a very nice set up too. Is Jilly enjoying it?

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[The redhead nods enthusiastically, back still to the journal's camera.]

Aye! Seems she's havin' a wonderful time!

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[hippocraticly]

[ the headcount at house 7 has doubled this week and McCoy is actually enjoying the extra company. an outlook that looks set to change when he notices this broadcast over the journal and his voice becomes hard. ]

Real cute.

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Have I not introduced you to Jilly yet, Leonard? [He makes the dummy's fake hand waves a little bit. It's...probably unnerving to see.]

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[hippocraticly]

You're a real piece of work.

[ hah. the only reason McCoy hasn't exploded yet is because Buffy wanted to keep their relationship secret and he wants to keep his promise to her. it's a shame he isn't at house 7 right now, otherwise he would figure something is going on behind the scenes. ]

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And I'm certain you'll live to eat those words, Bonesy. You'll see I'm THE piece of work what makes all the other pieces work.