As I walk up my new driveway I get gitty ( Read more... )

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A great friend will be in the cell next to you saying,"Damn, that was fun!"

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Omg...thats me and Heather!

*dies laughing*

For the past few days my grandmother has been on her death bed. She's been on her death bed befotre and always gotten through it. But last night she gave in and passed on. She died at 86 calling out to her mother and her husband Fredy ( Read more... )

Pullinf my jeans out of the washer yesteday resulted in the death of my jeans. T_T My favorite pair too. So I run off to Old navy to buy new ones only to find they don't have the ones I'm looking for ( Read more... )

I wnet p to Jon's house on monday night, not by my own wills mind you. Hetaher and Jon conspired behind my back with out me knowing. Like I'm not complaning.'^_^ Anyway. The next morning Jon's sister in law calls and says they found a house. So we race around like crazy and get her all the info we possably can get and guess what ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night and this is what happened ( Read more... )

"But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero her way ( Read more... )

There omce was a girl named Dot.
Who lived on Pig shit and snot.
When she had none of these, she'd
Eat the Green cheese that she
Scapped form the sides of her tawt.

Ewww.....

THE OLD PHONE
When I was quite young, my father had one of the first telephones in our neighborhood. I remember the polished, old case fastened to the wall. The shiny receiver hung on the side of the box. I was too little to reach the telephone, but used to listen with fascination when my mother talked to it.

Then I discovered that somewhere ( Read more... )

So Hetaher And i planned on going to see Jon for a few hours. I hadn't seen him in a month so i was kinda really misisng him bad. So Heather, Phillip, and me all hop in the car and go up to Jon's. We had a great time except for the part where heather couldn't breath while we were eating dinner. Scared the living shit out of everyone. I think Jon ( Read more... )