I'm putting it out there that I would REALLY like to find my perfect apartment and move in the month of June. My perfect apartment will include ( Read more... )

So I got a new couch, and a brand new cold. I can't tell you how thrilled that makes me! Fortunately the salon wasn't overflowing with walk-ins today, so I came home early and started some online networking.

I cut my hair. Fuckin aye!

I came home to my first birthday card. My dad has a tendency to send me the same card multiple times, and this year was no exception. There was something new, and it is a picture of me as a toddler sitting in what he considers a "yoga pose" on the floor with pig tails, heavy fringe, and attitude to boot. Dammit I love my dad more than word can ( Read more... )

...I lost my virginity 8 years ago today. I remember because it was my BFF Chris's birthday and I totally left his party to get laid. I was on massive amounts of cocaine and smitten with an older guy who was a drug dealer. Here's to you Craig, for poppin my cherry!

I must say that when you are feeling down for a while, there is no better medicine than cleaning your apartment while listening to/watching the Spongebob Squarepants movie! It really makes my heart lighter ;)

...with my friends!! They are amazing and I'm so lucky to have them. Every last one of em!!!

There is a new Rambo movie out with Sylvester Stallone. What the fuck?!

lose 10lbs by my birthday
get over Jamie
put more effort in my job
dress better
decorate my apartment
meet someone special as hell

I need to go grocery shopping but I'm too drunk to drive. Bummer cuz it would be fun to drunk grocery shop!
What would you do?