Laura Watches Twilight, Part 2

[dayswithbunnies]

In the next chapter of this epic tale, nothing happens, nothing happens, Edward looks like he's going to vomit, nothing happens, Bella almost gets smushed, blah blah blah who cares.

Part Two: In Which Bella Almost Dies, Does Not, And I Am Disappointed

Comments

[usedsoup]

brilliant, it's like you're putting everything i thought while watching that movie into words. the whole thing was like a long, drawn out version of the lonely island's "jizz in my pants" music video.

[dayswithbunnies]

Oh god, inorite? But in a completely serious and unironic fashion. It's like it doesn't even realize how dumb it is

[doxorz]

I...I want more of your snark ;A;
It's just so funny! (Just like the movie. I sat there with my anti friends and we laughed and laughed and laughed)

[dayswithbunnies]

More is coming, I'm about to post part 3! :P Thanks!

[dayswithbunnies]

I have two more updates to go, which I'll start posting in the next few days!
I REALLY want to do a New Moon review as well. I don't really want to pay for it because it's going to be terrible, but I may go see it with my boyfriend since we both hate Twilight and think it's the funniest shit ever xD

[fadedelegance]

LMAO! This is brilliant! Dr. Cullen DID look like a Colgate commercial! And LOL, 'product placement powers'! XDDDD

This is brilliant!

[dayswithbunnies]

HAHA, why thank you! xD

[phineus]

>>>Look, dialogue matters.
allow me to mention Tarantino here - his movies are like 80% dialogue but it fucking works, but that's probably because the dialogue actually progresses the films' stories rather than filling space.

I still haven't watched the movie yet but I did see Dr. Cullen, ahahaha oh man his make-up is bad, like... a friend of mine that was making a vampire movie with his friends had better make-up