Dustin and the Worst Date Ever

[daytripper83]

A random side conversation I had tonight with my friend Sean Dailey reminded me of what was undoubtedly my worst date ever -- not with Sean Dailey (although you can go bother him at his blog), but with this kid named DUSTIN, circa 2003. With the way the event is so vividly burned into my memory, I was certain I had blogged about the travesty, but

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[cujo1977]

Soooo, let me get this straight. Screaming "Suck my scrotum" as a voicemail to a girl you want to date is bad? Why doesn't anyone tell me these things...

[daytripper83]

There's not a manual, Chad, but I'd shy away from even uttering the word "scrotum" in front of a lady for the first six months.

[cujo1977]

Dang, there goes like half my vocabulary.

[anonymous]

Jenn,

this is a fantastic tale! There are so many delightful elements to this story.

You should have bolted after "Pink Campaign"

-Bess

[daytripper83]

The sad thing is, one of this twatwaffle friends probably told him, "Pink champagne, man. Pink champagne and it's a SURE THING."

[anonymous]

That is the greatest story ever!! -Brooke

[suckas_b_ware]

I knew way too many fuckos like Dustin. You'd always wonder how they got so much play. Maybe they weren't after all.

[suckas_b_ware]

Also, I just ran across an interesting article on women and drinking.

http://nymag.com/news/features/52758/

blog link shout-out!

[eddie_ohare]

i once went to church on a date with a chick i met at taps. wrap your head around that shit.

we've been happily married for 7 years.

[murphy59]

You need to write a book.