Um, I guess now would be the time to tell you, LiveJournal, that I have moved over to my own domain.

Head on over to http://www.theresyourkarma.com/ and bookmark that shit.
This whole journal has been imported over there.

It's been fun.

A random side conversation I had tonight with my friend Sean Dailey reminded me of what was undoubtedly my worst date ever -- not with Sean Dailey (although you can go bother him at his blog), but with this kid named DUSTIN, circa 2003. With the way the event is so vividly burned into my memory, I was certain I had blogged about the travesty, but ( Read more... )

..of "scene setters" from my cousin's bridal shower last month...


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Does anyone else think this is hotter than p0rn? I mean, hi. Amazing.

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You know how in Running with Scissors, Augusten Burroughs writes about how the Finch family would do "Bible Dips?" They'd ask the Bible a question, flip open to a random page, then try to find meaning in the word they landed on.   [Excerpt here. I'd say read the book, but there are better ones I'd recommend, and for heaven's sake do not even think ( Read more... )

This blog is like a friend. Only, it's kind of a mutual friend, to anyone that reads it.  And so when I've ignored the friend for oh, say - two months, you feel stupid calling that friend up and being like, "How's..you know...how's your life, man?" and you have to go through that whole awkward first ten minutes before you really settle in to old ( Read more... )

She: "How was Black Friday?"
He: "It was pretty black."
She: "How black was it?"
He: "Like, Taye Diggs Black."
She: "That's pretty fucking black."
He: "It's like that movie, when she got her groove back?"
She: "Yeah."

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Something crazy happens to me when I listen to Bob Seger’s “Night Moves.”

Ever notice those songs that can totally shape the environment around you? For example, if you are walking anywhere with “The Only Living Boy in New York” by Simon and Garfunkel coming through your headphones, the world is suddenly so wistful, and you feel particularly ( Read more... )

Hey remember THIS? If you’ve been playing the home game, my wisdom teeth have been the bane of my existence for the past couple years. The saga ended on September 19th, 2008.

Wisdom Tooth Throwdown:

In this corner, weighing in at a feather-light **coughcough** pounds - me, Jenn K.

In the other corner, weighing in at a ball-busting 2 grams ( Read more... )