The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well ( Read more... )

Everyone is doing it.
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.  (I doooo.)

✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.  (I'm on the final boss of Ocarina. And I can't beat it.)
× I've tried marijuana.  ( ( Read more... )

Man, I haven't updated this thing in over a month.  I guess that's the cool thing to do now, but I swear I did it by accident.  It's just that... well, nothing exciting has happened to me since I last wrote.  I haven't gotten a replacement fish, all the jobs I hoped to get fell through, and I haven't beaten Zelda yet.  I have been playing a good ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in a while.  I'm home for the summer.  Oh, precious, precious warm months.   During which I'm going to get a job and spend most of my vacation working towards school books, spending cash, and a PS3.  In that order.  Unfortunately, the price of a PS3 is roughly equivalent to that of all my schoolbooks, though at least three times ( Read more... )

I wonder where the Void is. No capes! Who do I look like? Thunderhead? Tomorrow I have an exam. And after that? Spring Weekend! And third row seats for a certain concert on a certain night for a certain band that I certainly like. : )

Yes yes! Finally, it's done.

Hello, friends.  I come to you from my kitchen table.  Where I'm reading about Greek vengeance in a book assigned to me by my tyrant of a professor and sucking on the Easter lamb.  Plucked prematurely from our Easter basket, pregnant with colorful eggs and flowers.  It's a sugar lamb and it is delicious.  I'm going to need my energy for when the ( Read more... )

As a rule, I don't like the new SNL.  But here is something so weird I'm going to make all of you watch it: Natalie Portman raps.

I'm thinking about getting a bunny.

Click me!

Just to show you that I'm not dead inside.  People are such idiots.  End women's suffrage, my  ass.

Dan ( Read more... )

I can't fucking believe I killed him.

What the fuck.  I can't do anything right.