"Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?" - Ernest Gaines

As y'all know I love guns, but then agian I know some gay dudes who are really good people so I posted this.

You decide.
 

 It has been so long since I have been on LJ that I did not remember how to post.

There is something to be said about writing an open journal. Years later you can go back and reflect.

Hope all is well.

Ok, I wrote this long entry about how LJ has changed and I have changed ..bla bla bla. 
But geuss what? I lost my whole darn entry! So I guess LJ hasn't really changed at all?
Does this mean that I may be the same person? Hmmmm

A guy is driving around  Tennessee and he sees a sign
in front of  a
house: "Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the  bell and the owner tells him the dog is
in the  backyard.

The guy goes into the  backyard and sees a Labrador
retriever sitting
there.

"You  talk?" he asks.

"Yes, I do," the Lab  replies.

"So, what's your  story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well ( Read more... )

Please punch yourself in the balls.
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I've got a good woman at home who thinks I do no wrong
But sometimes lord, she just ain't always around
And you know that's when I fall, I can't help myself at all
And I get whiskey bent and hell bound
Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put a cold one in my hand,
'cause you know I love to hear those guitar sounds
Don't you play 'I'm So Lonesome I ( Read more... )

I think my friends cat pissed on my bag. I didn't realize it until I left the house
Very nice, I get to spend my day smelling like a cat's ass.

I wanted to hear cricket noises last night.
I wanted to hear a train go by.
I wanted to hear something different
Maybe it was you breathing. I don't know, I didn't hear it so

Another night went by.

But I am sure you are tired of hearing these things from me
I'm sure I've already been painted in colors I'm not found of
Maybe something like orange or blue
( Read more... )

If we are born into this world, with our minds like a blank piece of paper
Then can't we go back and erase some of the things we don't want in our book of life?

If everyday before this was some sort of rough draft
It should be possible to consider this moment in time nothing but a work in progress, no?

Well, um,,,, yea I have not updated this LJ for a very long time. Lately I have been thinking about it and going back and rereading some of the stupid and misguided things I have done in the past. I know in some ways I should just erase the whole thing but something will not let me. Maybe I keep it to remember how not to act and what not to do ( Read more... )