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Q: What do a hurricane, tornado and redneck divorce all have in common?

A: Some'uns gonna loose a trailer.

One of my favorite bartenders in the Port City told me late last night that she is pregnat with child. Well not really prego but like 5 weeks into it. I just did not know what to say. So I lied and said congrats. Pregnat bartenders what is next? I decided against offering her a shot. But the thought of the situation makes me want to take one ( Read more... )

My best friend in this world that is still alive is in the Port City for a few days. Last night I got off of work late and went and tracked him down so we could get a beer and talk. It is funny that after not seeing him face to face for over a month you find the all the reasons that you are close friends.

Jack Kerouac is the most shop lifted author in the world according to book sellers.

Not much time for me to play around but I wanted to write a post. Today I got two cd's in the mail. Both by Cecilia Bartoli. She is an Italian opera singer who my friend Martin turned me on to. I figure I would listen to her while I work today. Very nice ( Read more... )

 
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So Dr. Smokler and I had a nice quite night together. Then my friend stopped by with a book for me. Get this, it is entitled "Dancing with Cats". Has anyone else read it? It is the funniest book ever. It is stories and pictures of people and their cats dancing together. Just thinking about it is too much! I asked Smoke is she wanted to dance with ( Read more... )

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