My life appears to be a cross between a zen koan and a cattle stampede.

I've got this broken camera that never focuses
and takes blurry washed out skin-tones
The shutter sticks and the body's all clunky
It's an obsolete camera that's totally out of style
I think I'll get rid of it
and trade it in for a new one
This camera that's done nothing but chase after the truth
Forever and ever
Anywhere and everywhere

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour ( Read more... )

A relic from my childhood. Long forgotten. Old memories spring forth as if hidden within the toy itself, as if they existed in no other place. What if the whole of my memory is stored solely in the material world, my mind nothing more then a reflection of events locked in the most incidental of things? How many more memories remain hidden ( Read more... )

Dear Straight Dope ( Read more... )

( Straight Dope )

"Damn it Joe. I've just been turned down by a whore. Time to drink ( Read more... )

I'm still alive, no terrorist attacks or crashed planes or whatnot. I'm currently with two people from conneticut at an internet cafe and it's kinda expensive. I'll be back on Friday evening, I think, so I guess maybe on Saturday I'll do something, or not. I have no idea, and Jetlag SUCKS.

I'm off to some undisclosed location for an extended period of time. Only a few people know where, and how long, however plans can change easily, especially with a guy who is rich like a Saudi prince, so I have no idea when I'll be back. I'll be gone for at least two weeks I guess. I don't know why I say these things because there's nothing really ( Read more... )

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