Bleh! School...classes are fine. The auditions for Boy Gets Girl were last week and I went in completely sick...made callbacks but told everyone I didn't, not going to go to callbacks because after auditioning I looked over the play and it's complete shit, that and the other people I knew that were called back were exceptionally shitty actors so I ( Read more... )

Today I sat in a Carrera GT, SL 65, GT3, 645 Ci with a DVD Player and about a billion other accessories. The Carrera GT caused the first orgasm, it was unbelievable, Kayla found my car orgasms funny. The GT3 was just HOTT!!! I'd probably prefer it over the GT, but we were really looking at the Porsche's for Kayla, because one day I have to buy her ( Read more... )

It's two am and I've been working on my paper for four and a half hours...pathetic. The paper is for about 10% of my semester grade and I'm very confident it's an A paper thus far...that all depends on how well I've read my teacher and how opinionated I can really be. I'm getting really tired...the remnants from work today are wearing thin, I ( Read more... )

I'd love to say I missed Los Angeles...but I don't. I haven't really recieved any phone calls from anyone aside from my friends in LA I'd expect to care enough to call, and all of my close friends came here to see me. I've thrown a party which the police broke up of course and I found a job at the first place I applied, the only place in town I ( Read more... )

Fuck those damn Romanian girls!!! Damn them and their choice breeding! Carly deserved the gold, just because she's my baby...I want her so bad! I would do anything for Carly Patterson! HOTTNESS! I think she needs to come over so I can hold her while she cries about the gold she deserves, then I'll let her sleep while I go back in time and make one ( Read more... )

In a few hours I’ll be leaving LA. This morning I got up and went to Santa Monica with Kaelan and Robert, went surfing, got ragged on by Robert for wiping out and then left for Cecily’s godparent’s apartment. Her godparents are above and beyond awesome, I walked in shivering and her godmother literally pushed me into the shower…I had met her all of ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: To those readers of weak spirit, or pure stupidity, there are certain truths in the below entry that may worry you...DON'T ( Read more... )

The chairs climbed further and further towards the sky; he stacked them tall but who knew how long the tower would hold. Avoiding the water was his only choice left, he watched you all drown around him but he would never fall...as this three legged stool teetered atop a desk chair he lost his balance and fell. What would you think? How deep is the ( Read more... )

and as they all stood around the open casket...

tears ran down their cheeks, no one fucking cared.

I'm marrying Julia ( the hottest girl ever)
and Kelsey is marrying Xander ( the loser )