‘It's not going to be a very good show tonight. I think you should change the channel, change the channel right now or better yet turn off the TV. Now, I know it seems like this is supposed to be funny, but, uh, tomorrow you're gonna find out that it wasn't and by that time I'll have been fired. No, this is not a sketch. This show used to be ( Read more... )

I think I burned my brain out ( Read more... )

My bi-annual lists have gotten so far of schedule they can no longer be considered such. I don't think I will make any effort to do them on even a general six-month pattern. However, I will continue to call them my Bi-Annual lists for irony's sake. I was just editing my interests page (I decided to remove all specific authors, bands, books, etc. ( Read more... )

I really want to go as something this year for halloween. The last few years I've just kind of thrown together some props or weird clothing items (although, in my defense, I've had some pretty kick-ass props). But this year I want to dress up as something where I have a simple answer to the unavoidable question, "What are you supposed to be ( Read more... )

I always feel like an addict/stalker/whatever when I do these things, and I was wondering if I am actually an obsessive freak for doing them, or do other people sometimes do these things, too ( Read more... )

I just went walking out in the rain for an hour and a half and I'm ready to start Insomniac Dreams. Not right now, of course. I'm frickin' going to bed as soon as I finish this post ( Read more... )

I just finished the novel House of Leaves. Well, at least, I got to the last page. Probably not the same thing in this case.

For those of you who have not read or heard me describe the novel, it is pretty much the weirdest book ever.

The novel opens with a forward by Johnny Truant. It describes how he found an unfinished book in the house of a ( Read more... )

Dear Die-ary ( Read more... )

Dear Jim Bauer ( Read more... )

While doing some research, I stumbled onto a site for The Association of Religion Data Archives. I looked through their quick-stats pages and found some pretty interesting stats I though I'd share in a non-judgemental manner. Note that these are all statistics for America only, and all from either 2004 or 2005. You'll also notice that none of these ( Read more... )