"Ugh! That's a dead fly, not weed!"

When other people talk about raising kids, all you ever hear is the same old shit, the first christmas, the first steps, the first words, all that crap. That's all anyone ever talks about and you get sick to death of it ( Read more... )

Got married yesterday. What a fucking trip ( Read more... )

The next days conversation maybe?

Thats the last time you make her cry.

Sitting up late with little to do, deeply immersed in a THC induced intoxication, and enjoying some intelligent company, time drifted on into the small hours of the morning, the TV set waffling on in the background not being noticed much. Slowly, with all the subtlety of an unwelcome syringe in a nightclub bathroom, the sound of Gods Word According ( Read more... )

If necessity is the mother of invention, and invention is the antithesis of tradition, does this mean that traditionalists have never needed anything they didn't already have ( Read more... )

Well Janine and I now live with 2 other people, a situation I had sworn to avoid after the last miserable experience with such arrangements, but it has been almost 3 weeks and I have yet to get up to pee in the middle of the night and find my foot further grinding a particularly unpleasant mound of fecaes into the carpet, so it's not as bad as ( Read more... )

I dont know how many of you are geeky enough to have already seen this, but for those of you who aren't, I would highly recommend the light reading offered hereIn short the letter outlines the gross abuse of employee trust and contractual obligation rife at EA publishing. Now, when I was little, EA were gods, they made games like Indiana Jones and ( Read more... )

Me: "Im sorry, I guess I just have no patience for being asked for a serious opinion on an asinine question"

Her: "BUT YOU'RE GOING OUT WITH A GIRL!"