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Poor Dr. Tran.

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"Other than that, roommate's daughter had baby shower. I mean the traditional celebration with gifts for the new mother-to-be, not that anyone was showered with falling infants... "

I kind of like the latter idea, actually.

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Close, so close... In any event, no more babysitting for that gram!

http://www.cnn.com/video/?/video/world/2010/05/26/pkg.aus.train.hits.baby.stroller.abc

http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO141482/

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You don't want to eat your bitches afterbirth? Well, why don't you make a teddy bear out of it?I must agree with the woman who said she'd rather take anti- depressants than eat her afterbirth (it is said that eating the afterbirth relieves the "baby blues"). Being a vegetarian who is cool with cannibalism and takes SSRI medication regularly , I ( Read more... )

Seoul, South Korea (CNN) -- Police have arrested a South Korean couple whose toddler starved to death while they were raising a virtual child online, authorities said...
More: http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/03/07/south.korea.baby.dead/

What fucking morons these guys are. I would pay for some of those remains.

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