Insult of the Day, Day 236

"Boy: Would you like to come back to my place for a bacardi and grope?
Girl: Just a gin and platonic, please."

Insult of the Day, Day 235

"You're the only person I know who failed their driving test for looking in the mirror too often..."

Insult of the Day, Day 234

"Boy: Where have you been all of my life?
Girl: What do you mean - I wasn't even born for the first half of it?"

Insult of the Day, Day 233

Billy: My ideal woman has to have a great sence of humor.
Jilly: That will have to be the only sense she has."

Insult of the Day, Day 232

"You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled..."

Insult of the Day, Day 231

"Mother Nature must really hate you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!"

Insult of the Day, Day 230

"For two cents, I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours..."

Insult of the Day, Day 229

"Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween..."

Insult of the Day, Day 228

"She was a kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts..."

Raymond Chandler

Insult of the Day, Day 227

"You're so ugly that when you joined an ugly contest, they said 'Sorry, no professionals'..."