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It's off to England we go!
So we're planning to run away from home. I mean, I'm 18 and she's 20, so it's really just moving out unexpectedly. We'll catch a discounted-for-students morning flight to Heathrow and stay at youth shelters and the like until we can make enough money to rent some incredibly cheap accommations. We'll pack sleeping bags and a whole host of things for ( Read more... ) -
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ROCKFIC IS BACK!!! ROCKFIC IS BACK!!!! MY LIFE HAS BEEN PULLED UP FROM THIS PIT OF HORROR AND MISERY!!!!! -
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Hey! I know no one really cares, but I just wanted to post a short explanation for my absence before I become absent again. I've been away at camp for the past three weeks, and I'm going back for the next three weeks as well. Obviously, I have no internet access there, or else I would have been commenting on everyone's story's and posts and such. ( Read more... ) -
Change!!!
Ok. New rule. Since I want people to actually read this, I am moving this blog to my other LJ account, which has more friends. I actually only made this account here for the purpose of joining slash communities without my real life friends knowing, so why the heck would I invite to see this account? So. If you have been reading these so far (that ( Read more... ) -
The Tingler
Although hailed by many as "good" or "a classic" or even "bearable," The Tingler is a movie I only was able to watch after several energy drinks and a warmup of watching hours of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was absolutely anything but scary, and turned out to be quite funny, actually. Vincent Price is a man without an iota of my respect.
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White Noise
The horror of an analog TV tuned to static. The terror of a really nice AV room in your home. The suspense of Michael Keaton sitting in front of various LED screen and looking at stuff. All this and more in the 2005 supernatural thriller, "White Noise," the chilling tale of a man who tries to contact a dead wife and eventually gets attacked by ( Read more... ) -
Orgy of the Dead
Ah. One of poor Ed Wood's later attempts at pointless sexploitation in the form of "horror." Want to see 92 minutes of topless girl dancing around in a graveyard to big-band music? You're wrong. This movie was so painful, it had me literally groaning in agony and writhing on the floor.
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Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood
Although this movie becomes much, MUCH less horrible when you safely realize that this franchise long ago stopped trying to take itself seriously as horror, it is still easily one of the top five worst movies I have ever seen. Really.
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Intro!
Welcome! I've decided that, since I have nothing happening in my life except AP Latin and Math 580, this won't be a chronicle of my life. Instead, I will comment on the worst movies I have ever seen, which is one of my favourite things in the world to do. As often as I can I will post a short summary of a movie and then my review of it. I hope you ( Read more... )