HOBO-CORE!!!

If you translate "Don't rock the boat" into German, then into French, then back to German, then to English, it becomes "Do not balance the boat."

Splash!

"Is that a wrench in your pocket?" ~Miss Yvonne

"It sure is!" ~Authorized Conky repairman, aka Jimmy Smits

"Will you come over to my house, I'm pretty sure something needs to be fixed." ~Miss Yvonne

"Miss Yvonne, your still a slut." ~DeadLivers

I was just thinking this is the most normal sounding Spree song I've heard, but then I remembered it is from "Hedwig and the Angry Inch." Then I listened to the lyrics, and well, if you've seen the movie the lyrics make sense, and whether or not you have seen it, it's still not normal.

I'm so tired.

Ram Jam!

I had such an awesome weekend in Chicago. HUGE Safari party (50 people!), drove around, moved Bean and Em-0 into a place, ate at a sushi bar, did not sleep, wished the Judge was around, drank too much but less than Barrett, played rockstar Sat. morning, jumped in Lake Michigan, talked music using logic and the prophylactic stick/2 liter in a bag ( Read more... )

Second favorite speaker story, though I might have already blogged it for memory purposes, I don't want to forget it ( Read more... )

there is no pluto

Pee Wee's Playhouse is now on Adult Swim. It really does have a lot of sexual innuendos, which I obviously never got when I was in 1st grade.

I like my job, but I am really not in the mood to be here right now...

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