Man my cat is really boring. I poked it and it just lay there. I think they wrapped him up too tight.

Where the fuck is Horus?

I am totally dead, I swearz! L0LZ!

Well here I am in the pyramid. All mummy and stuff. Dude it's so cool. I can't wait for Horus to come down and take me over to Anubis to weigh me against the feather.