still alive ( Read more... )

I'm back! Did you miss me? I sure did (me I mean, not you guys. Again; I'm descended from gods, you aren't. When you are let me know and I'll consider it ( Read more... )

I got sent away to pharoah camp ( Read more... )

For everyone!

starspiritgate will be less cursed however, she made me this icon. And since I'm such a nice mummy I've decided to use it. Until something that TRULY captures my mummy hotness is offered.

And if ANYONE dares to give me one from that stupid ass tv show "Mummy's Alive" you will be the first to die, I swear.

So like, I'm a mummy. And TOTALLY dead (like this ain't fake shit right here and now).

Anyway! I was surfingz the 'net and found some p0rnz0r. It was fun. Not furry, but fun.

Went to go tug on Little* Tut, and almost broke him off.

Fuck.

*(when I say 'little' I mean HUNG LIKE A HORSE).

Who do you have to curse around here to get an icon? Seriously it's not like I'm asking for your eternal devotion (not yet at least), or your souls (though those might come in handy ( Read more... )

Horus called.

Fucker got lost, then he went and hung out with some Greek gods (when Horus gets lost, he gets LOST). And he said he's not coming by to pick me up for awhile.

It's times like this I wish I'd had all 100 of my wives and concubines buried with me.

I'm so bored.

I need an icon. Someone make me one, or find me one, or steal me one. I'm a famous Egyptian Pharoah (even though I typoed my own name, LOLZ!) so you won't get in trouble. I swear! It has to capture my cool deadly mummy pharoahness.

Until then I'm going to go roll around on my worldly goodz and poke my jarred brainz and organz and

Well...I ate Pharoah Cat Snufflepuss. Wasn't nachos, but totally satisfied my craving.

Fuck I just realized something. All of my worldly possessions are down here. But no foodz! I TOTALLY AM CRAVING NACHOS RIGHT NOW AND THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT!