Happy Mothers Day *sarcastic happy dance*

[dead_venus_blue]

yeah.. I actually talk to my mother on Mothers Day and the only thing I get out of it is a tooth ache

Comments

[pseudo_guru]

i'd know how to hit on a girl with duct taped nipples.. mauhahahaha ;)

[dead_venus_blue]

oh shush.. I wasn't wearing the duct tape when I went up to Cottonport... nad I'm sure you would just like the tape, right?

[pseudo_guru]

theoretically speaking of course, i would rip that duct tape off just as fast as your shirt and put it over your mouth so you couldnt scream out loud as i pushed you up against a wall somwhere and tortured you until you screamed in orgasmic pleasure like you couldnt even imagine.... OOPS! did i say that out loud? ;)

ha ha ha

[dead_venus_blue]

that's clever.. did you come up with your idea all by yourself... I have to say I had a orgasm just reading it... or maybe not

lady-killer

[nigrot]

you got it all wrong man, if you wanna please a woman, first you gotta ASK if it's ok to treat her like a piece of meat, and all the time that you're abusing and degrading her, you gotta do it in a way that says, "hey, i may be beating you and calling you a worthless whore, but i still respect you as a person and especially as a woman"
or you can be like me and be a "nice" guy, in other words, quiet, awkward, and just a little bit creepy...the girls love that

Re: lady-killer

[pseudo_guru]

personally, i've never had much luck with putting out that quiet,awkward, creepy vibe. but maybe it works for some people. but scientific studies show that girls like to be taken forcefully and passionately, being like oh please sweetheart may i tie you up and abuse and degrade you??! please please... is an ineffective strategy. but i would always do it in a way that said "i repsect you as a person and especially as a woman." that goes without saying.

Re: lady-killer

[dead_venus_blue]

I'm glad to see you exchanging advice with my ex... perhaps you can be of more use to him that I was

Re: lady-killer

[pseudo_guru]

LOL well why dont you just tell Nigrot that being quiet, awkward, and creepy did NOT work for me! or maybe it was being arrogant,demanding, and suspicious that didnt work.... but maybe i should just learn to advise people to know when i'm joking.