Hoo hoo, haw haw!

[deadcity]

Oh boy. The longest call yet, and it was an absolute beauty. I feel slightly bad because it was for some sort of anti-drinking and driving campaign. I'd much rather this person try to sell me some swamp land in Florida or something, but really, if you call me at 6:30pm when I'm trying to do homework you're gonna talk to Jack. It's as simple as that

Comments

you are not a heartless bastard

[benetton]

in fact, you are the funny.......

Re: you are not a heartless bastard

[deadcity]

Glad you enjoy 'em. I almost am starting to like telemarketers and wrong numbers.

[eloree]

liz thought about calling, but it wasn't me. liz is in the 613 area code though.

[bonanzajelybean]

Bwa ahaha!!

That's so awesome! You need to get the Arnold S. soundboard, it's sooooo funny.

[deadcity]

The Arnold ones are a bit too unclear and angry. I admit, they're hillarious, but I'm trying to keep the people on the line for a while, to see how much they'll open up to Jack. Arnold's a pretty fussy guy; I don't think people would listen to him for too long. Although, I would love to use that "I'm a cop you idiot!" line. That's classic.

[burn_so_bright]

donnie darko owns us.

anywhooo

[3dporno]

well...i do think these phone calls are quite funny. But I am a bit confused, I geuss thats what happends when you just read somebody's journal...anyway, are you Jack? and the other guys? Yah I'm liking it, its entertaining

Re: anywhooo

[deadcity]

I tell Jack what to say. And he complies. Much to the chagrin of telemarketers everywhere. Unfortunately I think word is getting 'round 'cause no one calls here anymore to sell me crap.