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I keep getting prank phone calls from some bastards at Commtel Promotions, phone number 416.924.0280. These jackasses keep hanging up whenever I pick up the phone. It's been going on for a long time. So I was just making dinner and these morons called AGAIN. I ran to the phone only there was no one there. So, it was time for Jack to call them back ( Read more... )

HAHAH! The Vancouver Sun just called. I knew it was them by the call display, so I just let Jack get straight to the fun ( Read more... )

Every time I listen to Frank Black I think of this ( Read more... )

New policy at the apartment: all blocked calls shall be routed through to Jack, if available. Policy's effective date: May 31st, 2003 ( Read more... )

So some guy named Rick N Silva has been calling here tonight. Phone number 250.595.3881. He never leaves a message. Neither Crystal nor I know who this joker is, so next time he calls Jack is waiting by the phone. This should be fun. He's called twice in the last hour and fifteen minutes, so there should be another call ( Read more... )

Oh boy. The longest call yet, and it was an absolute beauty. I feel slightly bad because it was for some sort of anti-drinking and driving campaign. I'd much rather this person try to sell me some swamp land in Florida or something, but really, if you call me at 6:30pm when I'm trying to do homework you're gonna talk to Jack. It's as simple as that ( Read more... )

This one wasn't very good.. but I'm going to post every one of these calls just for completeness ( Read more... )

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