I hate religious fanatics.

[deadclownsix]

You know the kind (not the crazy guy on the street corner shouting about harlots and the end times, that guy is cool), those greedy self indulgent hypocritical pricks that walk around with a haughty holier than thou attitude. If you don't know what I am talking about then you probably are one of these retards. It's the guy you know that sends you

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[kleinekatze5]

I'm in, I'm in!

We need some reform already. We need to reserve the right to change the rules all the time, without notice.

Also, I think stupid people should be reincarnated as cockroaches, then go to hell.

Here's my two rules:

If you squash a bug, you must stand on one foot, and apologize sincerely, audibly, and immediately. You also must say a prayer to the Gods of chaos asking that they restore the universe to its proper an balanced state, admitting that it was your crime that threw off the balance.

You may not eat chocolate covered in ketchup on Wednesdays. This is not forgivable, and if you do, even acidentally, you will be reincarnated as a roll of toilet paper.

[berserkerbunny]

I oppose organized religion of any kind. Mainly because if God was going to organize some kind of cult... it would have Wombats, God's favored creature.

Trust me, I know these things.